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Addictionary
04:26
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IT STARTED OFF WITH COKE,
WHEN HE WAS FOUR OR FIVE,
THEN HE MOVED ONTO FOOD,
IT CAME WITH A PRIZE,
A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!
IN HIS TEENS CAME NICOTINE,
IT WAS NO SURPRISE,
HOW FAT HE GOT, HE STUFFED THE LOT
RIGHT BETWEEN HIS THIGHS.
A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!
THEN CAME BOOZE, HE HAD TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN BEER AND ALCHOL POPS
GETTING DRUNK, COVERED IN SPUNK
TELLING PEOPLE LIES
A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!
THEN CAME WEED,
CHEAPER THAN SPEED,
SO OFF HE’D TROT,
TO SEE HIS DEALER,
WITH A POTATO PEELER,
THAT WAS HIS LOT!
A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!
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2. |
The Habit
03:20
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These drugs will show me the way,
I’ll never be the one to complain,
Three A.M. will go off with a bang,
Need some smokes I just can’t wait,
Cancel this life to spend it with you,
Lazy days with nothing else to do,
You make me feel alive in this zoo,
Then you leave and I’m drinking for two
13, ageing, idol, drowning, holborn, heart
Got the shakes what’s with this flush,
Fresh off the plane with a fuzzy rush,
Everyone gathering to look at me,
I look around and just want to scream,
It’s been too long since i’ve left my bed,
I’ll kick the habit and shred these legs,
This is the pact that we’ve made,
Too young to lie in this grave
Take my hand i’ll show you the way...
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Clichéd Climax
03:42
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Goodbye Joyce, Farewell Bill
Pray to Jah to swallow the pill
Interpret these words at will
Picasso painted within cheap frames
CHORUS:
There’s an Avalanche, and I wanna have lunch
There’s an Avalanche, and I wanna have lunch
It melted away years later
Snow never gave me a thrill
Escaping through the window sill
Caught a cold, caught a chill
There’s an Avalanche, and I wanna have lunch
There’s an Avalanche, and I wanna have lunch
I had a dream then woke up
I had a dream about some oranges
I had a dream with elbows
I had a dream it was sugar
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I Don’t Have a Dream
01:05
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Control is not a virtue
You don’t reap what you sow
Everyman is an island
Hey, Ho! There you go!
Nothing happens for a reason
What goes round’s gone
Fighting solves everything
You CAN tango on your own
Time isn’t Money
A penny saved is a penny taxed
If you’re walking through hell, STOP!
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Angela Merkel
Has Wiener Schnitzel
Francois Hollande
Has Duck a L’orange
Tapas On a Tray
For Mariano Brey
Eggs and Chips Twice! [X2]
123...
123...
123...
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NURSE!
I’m Not Insane!
I Might Be in Patient
I’m Not Insane!
I Might Wear Funny Clothes
I’m Not Insane!
I Might Use A Curly Straw
I’m Not Insane!
I Take Ten Pills a Day
I’m Not Insane!
But I’m Not Insane!
I’m Not Insane!
I’m Not Insane!
Bbbbbb. Bb.bbbb.bbbb.b..........
HELP!
Lets go to The Rubba Dubba Disco,
Lets go to The Rubba Dubba Dance.....
Lets go to The Rubba Dubba Disco,
Lets go to The Dance.....
DISSCOOOooooOOO!
Rubba Dubba Disco!
DISSCOOOooooOOO!
Rubba Dubba Dance!
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Private Eye
02:02
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You Kick Me In My Private Eye
Time For This Coalition to Unionise
Instead of Blaming The Last Guy
Down on My Knees and I Don’t Know Why!
Politicians Acting Sly
Calling Us Plebs and I Don’t Know Why!
Calling Us NEDS and I Don’t Know Why!
Kicking Us In The Private Eye
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DIVIDE!
02:24
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WHEN THE S.O.S HITS THE LIGHTNING
THE NIGHTMARE’S VERY VERY FRIGHTNING
WHEN A JUNKIE HITS YOUR FACE
HE NEEDS SOME SMACK IN HIS VEINS
IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
CAN’T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
THEY SUCK AT YOUR SOUL
TAKING NAMES OF THE ELECTORAL ROLE
WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER...
BUT ALL YOU DO IS DIVIDE!
ALL YOU DO!
ALL YOU DO IS DIVIDE!
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Monte Carlo
02:02
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I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
Back hander’s and paper parcels
You think that we’re all arseholes
Greed makes new sensations
Find kicks in the city night
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
They never drink the water,
Once they've got a hold of you,
You'll never be the same
Yeah, you’ll never be the same
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
They’ll take all your clothes
and ignore all your pain
They’ll make you live a crazy life and go insane
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
I wanna go, I wanna go Monaco
I wanna go, wanna go Monte Carlo
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Dijon Mustard Braintree, UK
Dijon Mustard are a Braintree based three piece band from the UK. They formed in 2012. They aim to get right up your nose. Have a listen. Enjoy. If you can’t enjoy, rebel and make your own music better.
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