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from Free from the Asylum by Dijon Mustard

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IT STARTED OFF WITH COKE,
WHEN HE WAS FOUR OR FIVE,
THEN HE MOVED ONTO FOOD,
IT CAME WITH A PRIZE,

A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!

IN HIS TEENS CAME NICOTINE,
IT WAS NO SURPRISE,
HOW FAT HE GOT, HE STUFFED THE LOT
RIGHT BETWEEN HIS THIGHS.

A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!

THEN CAME BOOZE, HE HAD TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN BEER AND ALCHOL POPS
GETTING DRUNK, COVERED IN SPUNK
TELLING PEOPLE LIES

A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!

THEN CAME WEED,
CHEAPER THAN SPEED,
SO OFF HE’D TROT,
TO SEE HIS DEALER,
WITH A POTATO PEELER,
THAT WAS HIS LOT!

A, A, A, A,
DICTIONARY!
DICTIONARY!

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from Free from the Asylum, released June 11, 2014
Written and Performed by Dijon Mustard
Recorded by Jaz Powell
Mixed and Mastered by James Howard
Album Artwork by Bryn Sutcliffe

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Dijon Mustard Braintree, UK

Dijon Mustard are a Braintree based three piece band from the UK. They formed in 2012. They aim to get right up your nose. Have a listen. Enjoy. If you can’t enjoy, rebel and make your own music better.

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